The Fail Application Thread

[Snuffyman]

Here's where you can learn what NOT to do. Most pretty much speak for themselves, others we will comment on.

[Snuffyman]

Character's Name: xxxxxxx
Server: Korialstrasz
Class: Pally
Age: 16
Location: Chicago
Computer: Pavillion Slimline Dualcore. fps=45
Characteristic : Im a fast learner
Your raiding schedule: Everyday 5-10 server on weekdays and on weekends anytime
WoTLK exp: All instances, Toc 10 full, toc 25 up to fc, Uld 10, uld 25
Ulduar: Up to Hodir in 10, but i was stuck in a friends guild. In 25 up to kolo.
Pre-WRotLK : None
WWS : My heals per sec really depends on the fight im always over 2.5k, Over Healing= Im a pally
Mods : Dom, xpearl, dbm, recount, healbot, omen.
Primary Raiding Spec: 51/20/0
Primary Glyphs: Seal of Light-More effective heals
Beacon of light-Adds time
Holy Light- Heals multiple targets
Minor glyphs suck
Primary Rotation: Depends on the fight. Healing is situational
Secondary spec:
Secondary Glyphs:
Secondary Rotation:
Current Guild: I already left
Previous Guilds: They were a friends guild
Connections:
Sets you apart: Im a good quick learner, i wont spam in g chat, im a good heals, and im jsut a cool kid
Why raid: because everything else is boring
Heard about us: Friends
I have read your policies and procedures for Vindication: yes,
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While we aren't asking for you to spend 3 hours filling an application, we are looking for people who put some times, effort and most importantly thought into their application. It's our first impression of you...

[Snuffyman]

Character's Name:xxxxxxxxx
Class: Rogue
Age: 20
Location:

Computer: Dell computer with graphics card, 30 fps or so. I don't have problems with lag. No d/c problems

Characteristic : I like have fun, get along with others and don't suck at life

Your raiding schedule: 3pm to 10pm server time

WoTLK exp: 10/25 naxx 10/25 OS
Ulduar: Flame Leviathan, Razorscale, Ignis, XT, Iron Council, Kologarn, Auriaya, Hodir, and Freya 10 man. For 25 man only Flame Leviathan, Razorscale, and XT.
Pre-WRotLK : none, Hit lvl 70 1 month before WRotLK came out

WWS :

Mods : Recount dps meter, omen, Deadly boss mods, Cartographer, Atlas Loot enhanced, and Questhelper.

Primary Raiding Spec: Combat

Primary Glyphs: Killing spree: allows me to use it 45 seconds sooner. The ability requires no energy allowing me to regain some when the ability is activated.
Fan of Knives: 20% more AoE damage, useful for crowd control
Sinister Strike: crits with SS have a 50% chance of adding a combo point to my target

Primary Rotation: sinister strike, slice and dice, sinister strike rupture, killing spree. Depends on the situation really

Current Guild: Corruption. A new guild that does some raids such as first 6 bosses of 10 ulduar, OS, VoA. There are barely enough members for 10 mans online when the event should be taking place. Ends of having a few pugs in it. The guild has a long way to go before doing harder raids.

Previous Guilds: With One Intent, I hit lvl 80 while in that guild and everyone I knew left.

Connections:

Sets you apart: I'm online come raid time, I show up and do my job as a rogue depending on the situation.

Why raid: Gear is the number one reason; second is to have fun and make friends while pwning bosses. I like to see phat loots drop

Heard about us: seen a few characters with the guild name so I did a wow-heroes and seen a lot of members with good gear showing they know what they're doing come raid time.

I have read your policies and procedures for Vindication: yes,
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Reason why this application was denied:
-Gear is the number one reason for raiding. If that's why you wish to raid, please don't bother to apply.

[Snuffyman]

Character's Name: xxxxxxxxx
Server: korialstrastz
Class: death knight
Age: 16
Location:

Computer: i get about 40 fps on boss fights i never dc.

Characteristic : im a great listener

Your raiding schedule: i can raid all days but the 7:30 on is when i gotts get off

WoTLK exp: ive done onyxia 10-25 ive done toc 10 and part of toc 25 ive done first quater of ulduar and 2 quaters of naxx

Ulduar: the first quater

Pre-WRotLK : not much

WWS : i was in the epic guardians but i left because of not having alot of raids, i do 4k dps in heroics and can do 5k-5.4k on 25 man raids.

Mods : dbd, recount, some others.

Primary Raiding Spec: blood, 50-0-21

Primary Glyphs: glyphs- death stike and dark death and unholy blight

Primary Rotation: icy touch, plague strike, heart strike when runes are on cooldown i use empower rune weapon to get them back along with death strike and when everything is on cooldown death coil.

Secondary spec: frost

Secondary Glyphs: not much into my second spec yet

Secondary Rotation: taunt death and decay then frost strike.

Current Guild: epic guardians already left trying to get into a raiding guild.

Previous Guilds: epic guardians not enough raids.

Connections: no

Sets you apart: im a great person great listener

Why raid: get great gear

Heard about us: some friends

I have read your policies and procedures for Vindication: yes,

[Snuffyman]

Character's Name: xxxxxxxx
Server: korialstrasz?
Class: mage
Age: 19
Location:

Computer: dell xps420, no dc's or lag

Characteristic : i can listen and understand my role well.

Your raiding schedule: i can raid on all of the times listed

WoTLK exp: nax, os , toc10, ony

Ulduar: ive cleared up to mimirion on 10 and 3/14 on 25

Pre-WRotLK : ive cleared kara, za gruuls, mags, half of hyjal, first 3 in bt,

WWS : 4.5k+ dps, depends on group and boss

Mods : dbm, decursive, and omen

Primary Raiding Spec: 57/3/11, arcane

Primary Glyphs: i use the arcane blast, mage armor and arcane missle glyphs, they seem to go perfect with my spec

Primary Rotation: 11112

Current Guild: not in a guild, havent been for over a month

Previous Guilds: gunslinger, they werent progressing at all

Connections:

Sets you apart: I belive I can pull my weight in dps and i would show up on time for raids.

Why raid: I would like to see all the content thats out and progress further.

Heard about us: forums.

[Snuffyman]

Character's Name: xxxxxxx
Server: this one lol
Class: shammy heals
Age: 19
Location: u.s.a NY

Computer: i have an hp with a Gforce 7050 intel pentum processeri run about 13 fps all the time i dont dc at all i just lagg on marrogar but who doesnot its a lagg fight but iam good with everything els

Characteristic : iam a out going person i like to talk to a lot of people i like helping people and its nice it the favore is returnd i randomely well sing in the guild vent and in the guild chat iam in a band so i sing a lot so it just comes out and i just go with the flow

Your raiding schedule: i can raid all the time i always whant to kill things and progress

WoTLK exp: iam 7/12 in icc i have not gotten farther then that and in icc 25 i have gotten blood princes
Ulduar: not a lot of them the guild i was in when they really big i hardly ever got into them i have done some bosses lately but not all of the place

Pre-WRotLK : i have done a lot on toc and some of the others i have never done hardmodes

WWS :
Mods :

Primary Raiding Spec: heals

Primary Glyphs: i use chain heal riptide and earth sheld

Primary Rotation: i use earth sheld on tank spread my riptides and i spame chain heals and when i see the tank getting to low ill use healwave


Current Guild: iam guildless

Previous Guilds: last guild was dragons bane they did not bring me in to there core ten mans and i did not get anything done besides the 25man that we had on firday and saterday

Connections:

Sets you apart: i dont know what would set me apart from all the others applying to this guild i just whant a good hardcore guild with all good members that get alone and a fun place to hang out

Why raid: i love to kill all the hard boss i whant to keep killing them over and over again i like to progress all the time ill id be to every raid i can be and i would tell and officer if i can not make it to a raid and i would say somthing the day before the raid

Heard about us: seeing all the members

[Snuffyman]

Another example of how NOT to apply. Please spend more than 5 minutes on your application, it's our first impression of you. Even in 5 minutes you shouldn't be spelling anything wrongly...I mean my browser puts a nice red squiggly line over words that are mispelled...like right now misspelled has a squiggly red line underneath it and no I'm not changing it!

Character's Name: xxxxxxxx
Server: korialstrasz
Class: druid boomkin
Age: 17
Location: mass
Computer: 2.7gz 6gb ram 30 fps in 25 mans on highest grafics settings
Characteristic : determination
Your raiding schedule: all of those
WoTLK exp: 25 man up to lich king
Ulduar:
Pre-WRotLK :
Logs:
Mods : cooldown timers DBM
Primary Raiding Spec:
Primary Glyphs: moonfire.starfire.insect swarm
Primary Rotation: Wr till eclipse then starfire and reapply dots when fall off
Secondary spec:
Secondary Glyphs:
Secondary Rotation:
Current Guild: i was in relentless but they broke up
Previous Guilds:
Connections: rassamore was GM of relentless
Sets you apart: quick learner and good listener
Why raid:
Heard about us: friends.... i was recently hacked so i will not show up with any armor atm but i am waiting to get my armor back i got an authinticater sense then so i will not be hacked agiean i sit at about 5800gs with a 4 peice set and 2 sanctified
I have read your policies and procedures for Vindication: no

[Snuffyman]

Character's Name: xxxxxxxx
Server: Korialstrasz
Class: Death Knight
Age: 16
Location: Canada Ontario
Computer: Acer Always30-60fps

Characteristic : Can be funny somtimes
Im friendly
Easy going

Your raiding schedule: I should be able to make every raid

WoTLK exp: Full cleared Naxx 10/25 Did not make it far in uldar 10 or 25 like first 4 bosses. full cleared 10/25 Toc. Icc 10 downed up to festergut. Icc 25 saurfang

Ulduar: The first 4 bosses in 10/25
Pre-WRotLK : I never played then,started to play when WRotLk came out.

Logs: IDK :S
Mods : IDK :S

Primary Raiding Spec: Blood

Primary Glyphs: I am not glyphed right just telling the truth,

Primary Rotation: Icy touch, Plauge strike, Death strike, Heart strike until icy touch and plauge strike are almost done than repeat that.

Secondary spec: dont got a 2nd raiding spec its pvp.

Secondary Glyphs: Got pvp spec not 2nd raiding.

Secondary Rotation: Pvp spec.

Current Guild: Epic Guardians, I would like to go further in Icc and i am tierd of going to saurfang.

Previous Guilds: 1.Order Of Divine Right. My friend went on my acc and fucked with guild bank than i got kicked... changed everything on my acc.

2. Currently in Epic guardians

Connections: Jbaer I talked to him in a 25 toc run about Vindi recruiting Dks on June 15th

Sets you apart: uhh?

Why raid: To show my friends from school they are noobs
I have always been the guy that is the lowest gearscore from my friends
Would be cool to have a good guild to be in.

Heard about us: I heard about it from some friends talking about how good this guild is :O

I have read your policies and procedures for Vindication: no